[Python] LOL

[Carlos Catucci]

On 22 March 2016 at 11:08, Simone Federici <s.federici a gmail.com> wrote:

> su uncyclopedia la prima frase che compare su java è la suddetta frase


Ma non ha detto come prosegue

*Java* is a modern, high-performance computer language which represents the
culmination of over 50 brilliant years of computer language research and
design. It simply does not get any better than this. Starting with Fortran
<http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fortran> which itself was developed in
1956, Java has succeeded in not only not raising, but lowering the level of
abstraction of a modern computer language, fully consistent with the
dumbing-down of just about everything else. Java programs typically consume
47 times their weight in excess code.

Tremendous productivity gains can be realized with Java, particularly when
the work was previously done with small reptiles or amphibians. Many
individual Java programmers claim that it is the very best technology
available, particularly when they don't know anything else.

Java was initially designed to operate the bread ejection mechanism from a
toaster's on-board computer. From its modest beginnings, then with some
marketing brilliance, Java was rapidly accepted as a general porpoise
programming language. Today Java is responsible for the worldwide economic
downturn, global warming, and a whole lot of confused porpoises.

Java features Object Disorientation and encourages using separate classes
wherever possible, and is especially well suited for complex programming
situations where a shitload of useless classes, considered to be Best
Praxis, is required for no reason whatsoever. Usage of such primitive
constructs such as the Select Case statement is discouraged as its usage is
a clear indication of insufficient object disorientation. State-of-the-art
concepts, such as dependency injection, allow programmers a quick and
effective excuse, if not migration, to lifelong drug dependency and the
subsequent injection of narcotics directly into the bloodstream.

Java is extremely popular with computer manufacturers, as its sparkling
performance normally requires more frequent computer, processor, and memory
upgrades. Java is also very popular with electric utility companies, as
servers running Java programs tend to consume vast amounts of power to
perform otherwise trivial computations. Last and certainly least, Java has
recently been voted Language of the Year by the medical profession, as its
verbose coding style contributes to significant increases in Carpal Tunnel
Syndrome and other repetitive motion injuries and disorders, resulting in
windfall profits by this outstanding profession in treating these expensive
conditions.


Carlos

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